Here’s some of my crystal collection! I wish i could put them on wall shelves with fairy lights around them and some candles, but i’m not supposed to put holes in the apartment walls unfortunately.
i want to go camping with my best friends.
i want help set up the tents and fairy lights around our site.
i want to cuddle up by the fire and eat s'mores.
i want to lay under the stars and cry while listening to self titled and regional at best.
i just want to be happy with them.
i miss them even though we’ve never met.
concept: we take a bubble bath together, the room dimly lit by fairy lights and we give each other bubble beards and kisses between giggles.
Let’s snuggle up in a hammock together, with blankets and pillows, surrounded by trees and earth, decorated with fairy lights
Let’s snuggle up in a hammock together, with blankets and pillows, surrounded by trees and earth, decorated with fairy lights
And the stars gave her a crown and said, ‘This is your place of belonging.’
But I am not dying. I am still
Holding on…
I thrust my head out the window
And look up – at the starry attire,
The reddish ring around the moon –
And I speak, to no one, into space.
“The words were on their way, and when they arrived, she would hold them in her hands like clouds, and she would ring them out like the rain.”
—Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
7. I still don’t know how to season chicken
I don’t know how to season chicken either
carbonatedjuiceman
thyrell
Hepler’s Mold takes over a car-
Ever leave a window open and get snow in your car? Well, in the tropics they have another problem: Hepler’s mold. The bright fungus naturally eats away at trees but naugahyde (the fake leather in most cars) contains ten times more cumulus oophorus cells than the tree bark from which its made.
And here’s the result. The bright fungus has completely consumed the car’s interior. It may look soft and cushy but you’d find no place in the world less comfortable, as the mold can also grow in human lungs. The spores from this car would kill a passenger within ten minutes. The bright fibers of victims erupt from their mouths in a gruesome spectacle that the natives of these regions call “Elmo’s Death”.
the onceler drives this car
